So. I can say this because you won't see this, at least not any time soon.
I think you're pretty damn cute.
Call me when you get out of a relationship.
(I'm not telling you this because after three years of being single, if you're happy with whomever you are dating, I'm not going to be the one to fuck with it....especially since I'm not interested in dating anyone right now. But I'd sure fuck you in a heartbeat.)